Monday, October 16, 2006
Hello!! Today's post probably will be quite long. So just bear with it. Hehe. Yup today will have the return of Jokes Collection. Yeah ^^
Today is the first day of me going back to sch since my 4 days dissappearrance in sch last week. Haha. It's always weird when you went to sch and sort of getting that "special" lookings from my classmates. Ya I know it's scary sometimes, but I dont have a choice but just deal with it. Well it just went well for me today in class. And as usual headaches on the run when 3rd meeting is drawing near. Ya Dont know why, probably is the haze? Or me nervous? LOL.
Talk about haze, today's morning is just as terrible as other days. LOL. Blury view and eyes pain man. Yup pain. Which triggers my full of germs and bacteria fingers to rub my itchy eyes. Guess what? I'm rubbing now as I typing. LOL. Ya the haze has been terrible these two weeks, especially the last two weekends. Well take care everyone and dont get sick. ^^
On the road to school, near the school compund traffic junction, traffic accident happened right in the middle of the traffic junction. Well the scene only left those scattered glasses, dented bus and motorcycle, well and a slipper lying near the motorcycle. Well I thought it's not very common to have accidents happened,hmm ok right in fornt of my school compound lah. But while crossing the traffic lights, overheard one of my schoolmate( I dont know her) said that it's common to see accidents around her area. -_-! So accidents do happened commonly everyday?
Ok next I want to talk about is the crowd congestion in MRT!! Well actually is not inside the train that bothers me. IT's just that when preparing to alight the train, there will be always a crowd of passengers crowding outside the entrance/exit of the train. Hey know what? today I cant even got off because all those crowding at the entrance dont even gave me a damn space to alight. Damn. So irritating!! I'm so pissed off that I just knocked into them as hard as possible when alighting the train. Damn they dont have any sense of telling that someone is going to alight the train and just gave a damn space to let them alight? Haiz..
Joke Collection #4 - This One Is YoursA man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
"I don't remember much after that..."
