Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Extract from this week 8 days^^
Why Santa wont be visiting Singapore this year?1) Haze too thick even for Rudolph
2)Reindeer injured last year landing on the esplanade
3)So this year, Changi Airport is making him land sleigh at the budget terminal
4)Mrs Claus fed up last year, he allowed a suspiciously large number of SPGs to sit on his lap
5)Gets annoyed by everyone addressing him as "Pooi Eh" all the time.
6)Got some letters from a little girl here telling him to "get out of my elite, uncaring face"
7)Cant compete with VivoCity
8)Judging by the Swarovski crystal Christmas tree on Orchard Road, you Singaporeans can afford to buy your own bleddy presents.
