Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Now have to post so early in school... Lmao.. again stucked in sch... Just now the basic sci UT, half dead? lol.. dun care le.. It's over... this fri still have maths UT.. Wooo....
I just checked the auditionSEA website, and they going to hold compeitiion on 20th Jan, next sat.. It's just like last time the hari raya event... lol.. This time it cost 5k acash to register for online..
Here's the link --> http://www.auditionsea.com/info/events/game_events16.aspx#
So anyone interested tis time? lol... damn.. i have someting on that day.. Zzzz..
IF someone pei me, then i consider to cancel that activity on that day.. lol.. XD
Jokes Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his
friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means,
With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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A women asks man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these
kids yours??"
The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory and these are
customer complaints".
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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident
and confidential.
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend
over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"
