Thursday, February 08, 2007

This week probably marks the internal limit of anxiousness and frustration of finding a job. Haha. Actually not that serious la. As day passed by, the more I get anxious, and I really don’t know why. Haha. Now have some targets le, so hmm hope will work out fine.
Tuesday Isaac and I went out to look at the pants he wanted to buy. Haha. First stop was IMM, looking around, clothes, shoes, jeans(for him la, I don’t need any)
Next was suntec, lol. Walked around and in the end didn’t buy anything. Then walked around the area, marina square and blah… Haha. I should say we went home empty-handed la. LOL.
Ok long time didn’t post jokes le, here’s a few.

Jokes
Excited About Marriage
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes. Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?' Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.' Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?' Pharmacist: 'All kinds.' Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? ' Pharmacist: 'Definitely.' Jacob: 'How about Viagra?' Pharmacist: 'Of course.' Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?' Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.' Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?' Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.' Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?' Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.' Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'


An Elderly Woman's Portrait
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a Rolex watch." "But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist said. "I know," she replied. "But if I should die before my husband, I'm sure he'll remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry!"


For The Kids...
Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!

Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!

Q: What is another way to describe a cat?
A: A heat seeking missile!

Me squall at 5:19 PM