Friday, March 30, 2007

Strange DAY

Yup it's sure a strange day.. woke up by few sms-es.. well i already expect this year is gonna be the worse year ever. No doubt. In debt. Penniless. Jobless. Clueless. and more .. can't even imagine anymore. Family wise, i shouldn't say much here... it's all in the heart.
The day sparked with money from mum. and lunch too. haha. Save me a trip to buy. =). While eating, the sky do change quite tremendously, within half an hour it's from heaven to hell. And the freaking thunder and lightning were just strange, because it keep coming and looked like it's going to hit the HDB flat. Haha.
Worse to come.. I don't know what happened, probably the lightning hit the wires? or some miscellaneous incidents that cause the Internet connection to cut off. -_-! Terrible man. No surfing of the net at this hour, and outside is raining cats and dogs. I did try to find and fixed the problem,but with no success. After a while, I decided to give up, haha, at least can let my laptop rest a while? LOL.
Since I nothing to do, I picked up the rubbish(lunch) and throw away outside. Walking down the corridors, I saw a man carrying a old black bag talking quite loudly to my neighbours. Haha. At that moment I think it's those salesman again. So I ignored what's gong on and quickly walked back to the house. To my surprise, he walking towards me. LOL. Haha After I entered the house and gonna locked the door. he reached for me and said he's a fortune teller. Haha. Dunnoe why, I pulled by him ( not physically) and since I 'm so free, so I stand and listen what he gonna said.. Haha. I let him read my fortune? OMG! lols. well well. after quite a period of time, gave him so money and let him go off. Need to consider his words? Haha. I dunnoe. LOLs. This is the first time where a fortune teller came up to me on my birthday, and furthermore is till to doorstep. -_-! Haha
Since I'm free, I quickly changed my clothes and started the mission of following that fortune teller. Hey it's my business ok. Haha. Omg. after followed a while he stopped at someone's house, and stayed there quite long. After facing some circumstances, I lost him. -_-! Maybe the skills of following someone did deprove, since it's long time I followed someone. Haha.
Well the day haven't end, I just wish it's gonna be a new start for me, for the better. Haha.

Me squall at 9:10 PM

What is reborn? Has anyone been through it before?

reborn

re·born [ree báwrn]
adjective
regenerated or renewed: recreated or regenerated, especially in order to be more effective or modern, or renewed spiritually

Microsoft® Encarta® Reference Library 2005. © 1993-2004 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

OK that's what the meaning from the Encarta dictionary. But to each individual on this planet, this word has a deeper and different meaning compare to others. And of course the word itself can determine ones values,thinking and etc.. But what really reborn means to you?
Do you take things in life for granted? Ever wonder how life is formed, or even how everything around us exist right in front us?
Reborn means regenerated. renewed.recreated. And for the better.. Did you think so? Sometimes you may hear from somewhere that he or she wanted to be a changed man/woman. And so the word "reborn" comes in. They could say" I'm a changed man/woman, I'm reborned"
Well reborn can change your current state, for the better.
So reborn is push yourself out of your comfort zone and challenge for the impossible.There are so many advantage of being reborn. So why don't we keep reborn ourselves? Or keep changing ourselves? But can you kill yourself and live in a better state? So does being reborn is good or bad? Haha.
And I hope I can reborn too.. do you?

Me squall at 12:32 AM

Monday, March 26, 2007

Haha finally adjust back the timing.. haha..but dunnoe why today's morning is so damn werid.. the time passed on so slow.. read manga online for a long time, 15 mins just passed, continue reading.. again 15 mins.. haha. then in the afternoon it went out fast.. and boom.. now is 8pm+ le. haha.
Voom.........

Me squall at 8:38 PM

Sunday, March 25, 2007

1 week... yesh... 1 week didn't blog le. haha. the whole week is crazy.. yup the whole week had been reversed... awake at night... sleeping in the day... lols.. but have been trying to reverse that... haha.. bad habit sia. lols.
Strange week i should say, because as day passed... i felt like im going to die.. haha. What have I been doing this whole week? omg.. My routine is messed up, and have been living in a life miserably, pain and err watever unpleasant feeling u can suggest..
Playing naruto-arena online game and reading manga online... these two things.. haha.. crap sia.. but never mind.. most important is reverse the day-night disease. Haha..
well.. the class list will be out soon.. haiz.. nothing to expect de la.. new class, new faces, new facilitators new modules, and hope I will have a new leapse of life once sch starts. haha.
And of course my precious routine, I must strictly followed it man. haha..
Voom.....................................

Me squall at 2:37 AM

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Me squall at 2:45 AM

Friday, March 16, 2007

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Me squall at 9:41 PM

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Walking Up the Stairs in a Church

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.

The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around without any panties on."

The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money, the girl explained what happened.Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church.

As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.

The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, walks back to the priest very calmly.The priest hands the lady $1 and says... "Lady, take this money and for God's sake, go buy yourself a razor!"

Me squall at 8:23 PM

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Gorilla In a Tree

As he was quietly watching television at home, the chap heard a sound on the roof of his house and rushed out to investigate. Seeing it was a fair-sized gorilla tearing the shingles off his home, he promptly called up the local zoo authorities to inform them one of their animals had escaped. He was reassured that a gorilla recovering units was on the way and to remain calm.

A few minutes later, an old beat up truck, displaying the Gorilla recovery unit logo on its panels, pulled up to the house. The elderly driver proceeds to recover from the back of the truck, a chiwawa dog, a pair of handcuffs, a ladder, a baseball bat, and a 12-gauge shotgun. Puzzled on how this lone elderly was to solve the problem of this gorilla that had by now torn half the roof apart, the chap asked him how he would go about doing this. As he handed him over the 12-gauge shotgun, the zoo employee explained the plan:

"First I'll climb up there with the ladder. Then I'll approach the gorilla and knock him off the roof using the baseball bat. As soon as the gorilla hits the ground, the specially trained chiwawa will attack its private parts. When I get back on the ground, the gorilla will have lowered its hands to its groin area to protect itself thus making it easy for me to slip on the handcuffs. Then, I lead him to the truck, lock him up and take him back to the zoo..."

Amazed at the procedure, the somewhat startled house owner asked why he was handed the 12-gauge shotgun?"

Well," explained the experienced gorilla retriever, "It's just a precaution should things not go exactly as planned. In the unlikely event that once on the roof the gorilla knocks me off with the baseball, shoot the dog."

Me squall at 5:24 AM

Phew finally finished changing my blogskin. Haha. I created this blogskin de design and layout wor. Haha. Finally created my own blogskin. =) Waa dunnoe too how long. LOLs. My first own create skin, do comment, haha i know it's amateur work. Next time shall try it again, if I have the time ba. Like the picture when I'm searchng for wind-related pictures. Hehe. And the blog song is by alex ho, zhu ti qu of "Di Ba Hao Dang Pu"/ Pawnshop No.8. Yup currently watching this drama at crunchyroll. Haha There got lots of dramas and anime and more, uploaded by the people, just like youtube, but here can upload bigger and longer videos. haha.


Today received the confirmation mail of the CE activity gonna held on wed, "Ensuring Data Integrity in Scientific Experimentation" Hope it will be a short one, although they stated that the duration is from 2pm to 4.30pm. And next week gonna be the decisive week. Haha. Zoom.....

Me squall at 2:59 AM

Friday, March 09, 2007

S.O.B.


Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Me squall at 3:05 PM

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Today followed isaac and yeesen they two to raffles city shopping centre for a thai express job interview. Well is followed them. LOLs. Why I say that? Because from now till next wed i cannot sat immediately, if tio some jobs. haha. Well since I gonna buy something and also wanted to walk around, so pei them go lor. Haha.
Have lunch at sun tec before going to their "interview" Haha. Long time didnt go out like tt le wor. Haha. Then jus walked around the area from sun tec to raffles city shopping centre.
Waa raffles city shopping centre is like cursed place to me,haha. cuz last time tio reject a job in that shopping centre, and hor jus nice we passed by that shop, and isaac raised his voice in front of the manager by saying where tt cursed shop. Haha. LOLs. Wo eh ps de leh. haha.
Then they two sat somewhere in the middle on the shopping centre and think about the job interview after they observed the thai restaurant environment. Haha. They struggled about 40 mins thinking, and in the end dont wan go for the interview. LOLs.
Then after that we jus walked down the streets towards bugis junction. Then stopped at bras barsah de popular looked around. Wakao so suay man, one of my shoe's heels dropped off. Waa then is like one leg long one leg short. Haha. Then I jus peeled off another shoe de heels. Haha. then become balanced le lor. Haha.
After that reached bugis junction and watch Just Follow Law movie. Haha. Ya a lot of funny scenes, like 3Bs and more la. Cant remember le. Haha.
After the movie then walked to mrt and went home, before going home I stopped at west mall to buy a shirt. Haha. LOLs.

Me squall at 10:39 PM

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Did u feel the shake this morning? Well I did man. It happened around 11.50am ba. (haha get the timing from the net cuz i cant remember when it happened) It' the 6.3 magnitude earthquake in Indonesia's Sumatra island that caused tremors felt in many parts of Singapore.

Suprisingly at that time when the tremor was felt, I was reading newspaper on my bed, and that's when I felt I'm swaying left and right unconsciously. It went on arond 5 to 10 mins ba, but the exact duration that the tremors were felt in Singapore was not stated.
And after reading the news on the net, actually there was a second round of tremors felt in Singapore around 1.50pm. Haha I didn't felt second round tremors because I was sleeping. o.o!

Below is the abstract article on the today's quake in Sumatra.
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Tremors felt in Singapore after quake rocks Sumatra

Singapore's Meteorological Services Division said an earthquake measuring 6.6 on the Richter Scale struck Padang, Indonesia at about 11.50am on Tuesday.

A second round of tremors was felt in Singapore at around 1.50pm. The epicentre of the quake was 50 kilometres north-northeast of Padang, on the island of Sumatra in Indonesia and some 430 kilometres south-west of Singapore. Tremors were felt in many parts of Singapore.

Callers to the MediaCorp News Hotline said they felt tremors in areas such as Beach Road, Jalan Besar, Robinson Road, Shunfu and Toa Payoh. Some buildings, like the Concourse at Beach Road, Capital Square and Centennial Tower in the city, and even Ngee Ann Polytechnic in Clementi, were evacuated.

Witnesses said several tall buildings in the central business district swayed slightly. Traders said there was little or no impact on financial markets trading.

If you too felt the tremors and have any details, do call us on the news hotline at 68222268.

You can also send your pictures and videos to yournews@channelnewsasia.com. - CNA/ch

Me squall at 3:20 PM

Friday, March 02, 2007

Blonde in a Boat.


There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”


New Boots

Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you notice anything different about me?"

"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants."

"What's different?" Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again he says, "Bessie, do you notice anything different?"

"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down again tomorrow."

Angrily, Sam yells, "Do you know why it's hanging down? 'Cause it's looking at my new boots!!"

Bessie replies, "You shoulda bought a hat!"

Me squall at 10:53 PM

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Haha 2nd post of the day. Today just released the GPA results for semester 2, and also the total GPA score for the whole year 1. Well semester 2 I've been lazy and slack around. Haha. And pon so many times, record of 29. Haha. Year 1 is just super sian de. Boring. Haha. Well have to work dam hard for the coming year 2 and year 3. Haha of course I will, because yer 2 and 3 modules are the main focus ma, and im interested ma. So wont I wont pon any lesson the coming 2 years. Haha.


Well for CE module I gonna finished by next year ba, and the PP module is coming up, time constrained wor. Well I left 16 active points to complete the CE module. But a few days ago I found out something that hurts me a lot. Because I attend a journalist de talk, 1 NDA point, I forgot to go the link provided in a piece of paper. Waa Heart pain. 1 NDA point leh. Zz...


Well I talk so long I havent say what's my GPA right? Haha. Well I got 3.15 only la. =( Haha. No reason to upset, well that's what I deserved it cuz of pon-ing. o.o! lols. Well gonna job-hunting again. Hehe. o.o!

Me squall at 5:20 PM

Woo first day of march. Hmm..Another year of March. Haiz... Haha nothing to expect in this month also, so no bg deal ba. LOLs. Ok jokes time again.


Sorry for eating the peanuts

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."


I have a Microsoft waiter

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

[The waiter leaves.]

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!


The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00

Me squall at 4:34 AM